Saturday, January 22, 2011

Trailer Park: Scream 4

There's a new Scream trailer out. Yes, I know they're calling it Scre4m, but I refuse. As a side note, I'm really tired of movies trying to be cute by jamming the number of the film in the title. It's lazy and stupid. It's like they're trying to hide the fact that this is the fourth time they're cramming the same movie down your throats. Which brings me to Scream 4. And yes, it's the same as all the other Scream movies. The plot (of all of them) goes like this:
Boring Character #1: Hey did you kill those people?
Boring Character #2: Nope.
Boring Character #3: It was me! *Credits* There. I just saved you two hours. You're welcome. The trailer emphasized all the stupid cliches from the first few, and even managed to say "What's your favorite scary movie?" 100 times in 2 minutes. That's kind of impressive, I guess. Impressive that they made me sick of that line already and I haven't seen the movie yet. God forbid they try something new, but whatever. This is Hollywood we're talking about and this is another bad movie. By the way, does it look to anyone else like Ghostface is wearing a black Snuggie? It's gotta be hard to run in that thing.

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